Weird Couple

Yo leo... i know im not suppose 2 put this but i can't help it... u c this picture... weird ha... i think there a couple or something... well... i can't blame them... their my darling bah... the 1 u c at the back there oso my darling... sot sot de... this post i speak abit of broken english... haha... o well... nothin much 2 say bah... ooo... the picture was taken in the plane while we were flying 2 kota kinabalu... weird ha??? haha

jelous fact

this post r for men 2 read... who ever is a girl that read this post will get there nose pierced with an iron rod... haha.. just joking... this is actually a fact and the truth i suppose... in life there r all sort of people... tall, skinny, fat, short, ugly, handsome, cute, retarded, and all kind of shapes... some have a combanation of characteritics.. for example... tall but fat... skinny but short... cute but retarded... u know wat i mean... but some people are just lucky... there born with perfect characteristics... perfect body... perfect mind... perfect everything... not even a single flaw... and these people has only 1 advantage 2 them... they don't need 2 do anything and they can have the thing they 1... they just continue with there daily life's and they get wat they 1... i mean girls!!!! they don have 2 do anything... they just walk around and BAM!!! a girl starts 2 be attracted 2 them... u c... for people like them... its just so easy... for people like me... hoooooo... its a whole different story... 1 straight look at me and people think im fat... no no... its ok.. i admit that im fat but 1 thing is for sure... i can never be attractive... the fact is that people like me has 2 work for the things they 1... u know wat i mean... we have charm them from the inside out... with have 2 let them c wat is under all this flesh... we have 2 actually do a hell load of stuff just 2 get a girls attention or even just 2 get a girl 2 notice them... but... all the perfect people can just walk around and girls will start saying "wow, his handsome!!!"... next they start 2 get close 2 them and BLA BLA BLA!!!!... its kinda unfair if your asking me... these people who r perfect... they know they have this power and they start abuse it... givng people false hope of love and wat ever... these kinda of people actually made me kinda sick... hmmm... the fact is... im JELOUS!!! there... i said it... 2 me.. i think... ahhh... forget wat i said....

Good bye my frenz

good bye my frenz... i will mis u all... even if i just met u for like 2 weeks or not 2 a year... but still... i will miss u all... i specially 1 2 dedicate this msg 2 my frenz which r ah Bai(lawrence) and Aguwa(su chen)... hope i spelled your name right... they just flew 2 KUCHING... frenz r important in life... don u agree???... well i think so... some people say love is always 1st... some say family's r more important... those things r true but u can never forget true frenz... a true fren always helps u when u need help... a true fren will always listen 2 wat u have 2 say... a true fren always steal your money and never pay u back untill your dead in your grave... these r wat true frenz r made of... if u have true frenz... keep them... don throw them away... like a candy wrapper in the park... like old news paper in the dustbin... like... like... i got nothing... ENJOY READING!!!!!!!

Noob Gangster

u know wat?... funny story actually... i went home 2day feeling sad, stupid and then pathetic... u know y? its becoz i got threaten by a noob gangster... i went out for a walk and came back... on the way back i saw this really weird guy standing there... i knew he was trouble so i just walk passed him as if i didn't c a thing... but my curiousity insticnts kicked in so i took a glimpse of how he looks like and let me tell u he was UUUUGGGLLLYYYY.... but a stroke of bad luck happened 2 found me just as i took a look.... the guy saw me and actually threaten me... he sad "look wat look ha???!!!!". "u 1 die ah??!!!". "huh???!!!". At 1st i was really scared but then i strated laughing becoz of his stupid actsent... the way he talk... its like a chinese guy trying 2 talk english but he doesn't have a clue on wat he was talking about... if u still don't understand... here's a demo on how he talks whenever u call him... "ello!!! AH!!! wat u 1!!!... AH!!!". ^^... stupid isn't it... so then he saw me laughing at him... i tried 2 cover it with something else... i told him that i saw a chinese wearing a penguin suit dancing around the park but then i laughed some more... he thaught i was laughing at him so he threaten me more and told me 2 give him 10K... but as u know i'm a poor guy... i don't have that kind of money and of course i told him that... so he gave me time 2 get ready the money... he gave me 2 days 2 get that kinda money and he told me 2 meet him at the library near the indoor stadium... 10k is alot of money so i put it in a siut case were nobody knows that i'm bringing 10k... 2 days later i actually got the money and as promise at the library... i brought the suit case with me and a camera...when we made the deal... i quickly took a picture of him and ran as fast as i could...

this is the picture that i took... i reported this picture to the police and 2 days later... they called me and said they caught him... after the phone call i laughed so hard that i can hardly breathe... u know why? its becoz this person called wei hwa tripped him by accident... HAHA... (i don't know wat the heck is so funny too) ^^

Expensive love

i know i'm abit slow but just hear me out... 2 days before valentimes... i went out for a walk in boulevard shoping complex and u know how it is... love in the air... everything there has a heart shape on it... i mean everything.... actually there were just 2 stalls selling all this lovey-dovey stuff... and... i stumble on this... u c this picture here... this thing has 69 teddy bears which cost RM1500... DAMN... thats a really really expensive love!!!!!! RM1500!!!!! DAMN!!!!!

kk(kota kinabalu)

well... let me tell u about something... a few weeks ago... i think it was 2 weeks ago... i think!!!... i went 2 kk(kota kinabalu)... i was a complete dizaster... we were a group of 12 people... on a mission 2 save the world from utter disstruction... our mission... is to stop the terrorist from invading kk... we were split into 2 groups of 6... my squad was me, leo, jack, elisha, wei ming, and isaac... the other squadrent was lawrence, wui hwa, kha jun, and another 3 person whos name escapes me everytime... hmmm... me as the squad leader and lawrence as theirs... be4 this mission was given... we were training for something like this... something dangerous and ruthless... the day was 15th february 1974... we reach kk at 1000 hours... as we stop by the shelter for the night... me and my squadrent went 2 bed 2 get ready for 2moro... they were so tired... once their head touches the pillow... they went straight 2 sleeping land...

u c that... we just arrive from our destination and his sleeping already....

this is private jack... our weapons specialist... born 2 be a killers... look at him... slacker!!!!!!

Dummies

look at this picture... wat do u c... lets play a game... locate which is the dummy and which is the human... if your thinking that the middle is the dummy then your an idiot whose blind... but if u say the 2 dummy standing beside jack r the real dummy then your as smart as a 1st gredder... buuuut if u say that the middle is an alien disguise as human trying i implant a microchip on the two dummy so he can spy an the president of the united states of america... then i have 3 facts for u... 1st... your colour blind... aliens never wear that colour... its poisonous... 2nd... your an idiot... thats kk... not the united state of america... and 3rd... your as smart as hell... becoz... becoz... naaahhh... your still a dipstick if u stick to this answer... ^^... hope i didn't insult u 2 bad!!!!^^

CoCa CoLa

Ahhh... wat can i say about coca cola... i'm actually a fan of it... coca cola shirt... coca cola clock... even my under wear is coca cola... wanna c???.. ooo sorry... i don have the photo but i'll show u something really special... i went 2 kk(kota kinabalu) for a vacation and i stumble upon a really really cool thing... even cooler then seeing big foot in the forest... even more cooler then seeing an alien taking a shower... the coolest thing ever... a coca colo convention... its where all crazy coca cola fans gather and share tips about coca cola... theres all sorts of tips... like erm... how 2 drink it or erm... ugh... the important thing was i got a very very VERY special present... its even special then... then... ooo its just special!!!!

look here... this is a jenuin kota kinabalu coca cola...

i was so lucky that i had the chance 2 take a picture of a coca cola can from kk... haizz... wat am i doing with my life???!!!!! ^^